Виталий Е. Ермолин, студент холодных вод (seminarist) wrote,
Виталий Е. Ермолин, студент холодных вод
seminarist

Тройняшки:

песенка из репертуара покойного Дэнни Кея (Danny Kaye), знаменитого эстрадного комика:

Three little unexpected children
Simultaneously the doctor
Brought us in you can see
That we'll be three forever
E, I, O
You wouldn't know how agonizing
Being triplets can be
Each one is individually the victim
Оf that clinical day
E, I, O,

Every summer we go away to Baden-Baden-Baden
Every winter we come back home to Walla-Walla-Walla
We do everything alike
We look alike,
We dress alike, we walk alike, we talk alike
And what is more
We hate each other very much
We hate our folks
We're sick of jokes about how hard it is to tell us apart!

If one of us gets the measles,
Another one gets the measles,
Then all of gets the measles, and mumps, and croup.
How I wish I had a gun, a little gun,
It would be fun to shoot the other two and only be one!

Mrs. Hildendorfer loves to talk to Mrs. Goldenwasser
Of the day she went to Sloane's and had her silly Willy.
Mrs. Hassenkupper loves to talk to Mrs. Eldenspritzel
Of her major operation when she had her twins.

But when mother comes along she silences the others
She accomplished something that is very rare in mothers
For example just to prove that she was more than ample
She admits Lane Bryant thought that they were measuring a giant.
Dr. Heimerdanner almost lost his bedside manner
On the day that he first looked upon us three

We do everything alike
We look alike,
We dress alike, we walk alike, we talk alike
And what is more
We hate each other very much
We hate our folks
We're sick of jokes on what an art it is to tell us apart

We eat the same kind of vittle
We drink from the same kind of bottles
We sit in the same kind of high chair, high chair - Hi, chair!
Momma says that we're a bore - and what is more
She didn't want to have us
And we didn't want to have her -
No more!!!
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