Виталий Е. Ермолин, студент холодных вод (seminarist) wrote,
Виталий Е. Ермолин, студент холодных вод
seminarist

Lobachevski

Среднеинтеллигентному американцу от сорока и старше имя Лобачевского очень хорошо известно. Но к математике это не имеет отношения. Лобачевский для него - Великий Плагиатор. Благодарить за это мы должны Тома Лерера, гарвардского математика, сатирика и барда 50х - 70х гг. Вот что он


Who made me the genius I am today
The mathematician that others all quote
Who's the professor that made me that way
The greatest that ever got chalk on his coat

One man deserves the credit
One man deserves the blame
And Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name, hi!
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobache-


I am never forget the day I first meet the great Lobachevsky. In one word he told me secret of success in mathematics. Plagiarize!
Plagiarize
Let no one else's work evade your eyes
Remember why the good Lord made your eyes
So don't shade your eyes
But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize
Only be sure always to call it please "research"

And ever since I meet this man
My life is not the same
And Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name, hi!
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobache-

I am never forget the day I am given first original paper to write. It was on analytic and algebraic topology of locally Euclidean metrization of infinitely differentiable Riemannian manifold. Bozhe moi! This I know from nothing. What I'm going to do? But I think of great Lobachevsky and get idea - ahah!
I have a friend in Minsk, who has a friend in Pinsk
Whose friend in Omsk has friend in Tomsk
With friend in Akmolinsk
His friend in Alexandrovsk has friend in Petropavlovsk
Whose friend somehow is solving now
The problem in Dnepropetrovsk

And when his work is done - ha ha! - begins the fun
From Dnepropetrovsk to Petropavlovsk
By way of Iliysk and Novorossiysk
To Alexandrovsk to Akmolinsk
To Tomsk to Omsk to Pinsk to Minsk
To me the news will run
Yes, to me the news will run

And then I write, by morning, night
And afternoon, and pretty soon
My name in Dnepropetrovsk is cursed
When he finds out I publish first

And who made me a big success
And brought me wealth and fame
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name, hi!
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobache-

I am never forget the day my first book is published. Every chapter I stole from somewhere else. Index I copy from old Vladivostok telephone directory. This book was sensational! Pravda - well, Pravda said: perzhnavisk. It stinks. But Izvestia! Izvestia said: parachnavor. It stinks. Metro-Goldwyn-Moskva buys movie rights for six million rubles, changing title to "The Eternal Triangle," with Ingrid Bergman playing part of hypotenuse.
And who deserves the credit
And who deserves the blame
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name, hi!



С тех самых пор, как я в первый раз услышал эту песню, меня терзал вопрос: ну почему Лобачевский? Почему именно Лобачевский, а не кто другой? Холодная война? Советская борьба за приоритеты (над которой в свое время в Америке любили приколоться разные остряки)?

А оказалось вот что. Том Лерер - большой поклонник другого эстрадного певца и юмориста, Дэнни Кея (Caye). У того была песня, еще довоенная, под названием "Станиславский", про горе-режиссера. Станиславский тогда как раз был на пике мирового признания, как режиссер и теоретик.

И вот когда Лерер решил написать песню о плагиате, он взял "Станиславского" в качестве болванки. Естественно, Лобачевский прекрасно ложился в размер.

Вот так судьба играет человеком.

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